| Full Name: |
| Todd Lynch |
| Date of Birth: |
| 29th of April |
| Place of Birth: |
| Mt Lawley, Western Australia |
| What's the funniest thing to happen to you whilst being in a band: |
| Forgetting to take my instrument to a country gig! |
| Who inspires you right now? |
| Ross |
| Best place you ever played in a band: |
| Banamah Wildlife Park, Yallingup (with Weddings Parties Anything and Tiddas) - But I reckon Leon's party in Denmark is gonna be HUGE |
| Who would you like to work with? |
| Flogging Molly |
| Favourite Food: |
| Hot curries |
| What movies do you like to watch? |
| Sci-Fi, Fantasy and action - why else are there movies? |
| What about TV shows? |
| I've been loving that new show Heroes, and also like Smallville and My Name is Earl… can't stand celebrity & reality TV shows … especially ones that involve people that think they're going to be the next big thing, and then you never hear from them again! |
| If you could ask one question of any artist, living or dead, what would it be and to whom would you ask it? |
| If I was 10 years old - would you sleep with me? … to Michael Jackson |
| Your dream job: |
| Publican |
| The most flattering rock moment you’ve had: |
| The air accordion competitions down at Fenians |
| Your sleeziest Rock moment: |
| Supporting GANGgajang! |
| The best band you know of that no one else knows of is: |
| Shanks Pony |
| Top five things to do before your children put you in a home: |
| 1. Own a pub 2. Win lotto 3. Travel 4. Play some really big gigs with Shanks Pony 5. Die |
| Best cure for a hangover? |
| Get drunk |
| Philosophy to live by? |
| Don't be a stick in the mud! |
| What is sexy to you? |
| The perfect pint if Guinness! |
| What would the manager from your first job say about you? |
| Mr Todd - he know how to put da crabstick in da pineapple fritter! |
| Tell us about your first gig? Pathetic? Amazing? |
| My first ever gig was in a mates garage for his birthday. Everyone said we did really well, so it gave us plenty of encouragement to continue on to rock stardom! |
| What’s more important: girth or length? |
| Length - no point in having girth if it don't fit! |
| What’s your favorite personal defect? |
| Being able to play the accordion |
| Where do you go to find new music? |
| No venue in particular - just pubs mainly, what I hear from mates, and the internet. Certainly not commercial radio. |
| Veggie burger with a side of steamed broccoli or meat lover’s pizza |
| Meat lovers, extra meat, BBQ sauce, extra bacon and peperoni |
| If you could be reincarnated, what would you like to come back as? |
| Chewbacca |
| Would you boink Paris Hilton? |
| Of course - but she'd wanna boink me first or it aint gonna happen! |
| What was your first love? |
| Breast milk (now been replaced by beer) |
| Do you ever wish you were a kid again? |
| Only if I can know what I know now |
| How did you start making music? |
| I first tried to play the guitar, but couldn't stand it. My mum bought a piano when I was about 12 and I started playing that. My accordion days didn't start until I was about 19 or 20. |
| When was the last time you had a fight? |
| 1989 - but the other guy whimped out… |
| What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you? |
| That's a tough question. I bet there's lot's of weird things that have happened to me, but you don't remember them. Weird eh?! |
| Have you read or listened to anything decent recently? |
| My iPod |
| How would you like to be remembered? |
| For never refusing a beer! |
| What is your favorite fast food joint? |
| Anything Indian with a hot curry - can't stand those burger and chicken joints |
| Where do you buy your clothes? |
| Can you buy them? |
| What celebrity, be it musician, actor, politician, whatever, would you really like to see tarred and feathered and made to just go away? |
| Gretel Colleen |
| Have you met any of your idols yet? Gotten any advice from the veterans? |
| I played with Weddings Parties Anything on NYE quite a while ago now at the Sandringham. My girlfriend at the time used to say that I drank too much on stage, and that I should learn from the likes of these guys (they drank bottled water on stage). Backstage later that night before they started playing, their bass player 'Irish' tipped out his bottled water and filled it with Vodka. I thought that was a pretty neat trick! |
| Finally, what question would you like to ask yourself? |
| Can I buy you a beer? |